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Scene from an especially surreal Italian restaurant: Spaghetti & Meatballs goes home on Billy Joel Night

Scene from an especially surreal Italian restaurant: Spaghetti & Meatballs goes home on Billy Joel Night

That's a spicy Meatball! But this Billy Joel impasta still had to say goodbye to Hollywood after competing against streetlife serenaders Clock, Lizard, and something called Poodle Moth.

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Scene from an especially surreal Italian restaurant: Spaghetti & Meatballs goes home on Billy Joel Night
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Wednesday was Billy Joel Night on The Masked Singer, but I’m pretty sure when Billy Joel wrote “Scenes From an Italian Restaurant” he never imagined a bipedal, Pringles-mustachioed, anthropomorphic plate of meat lovers’ pasta singing one of his songs.

However, that’s exactly what happened when Spaghetti & Meatballs, sounding so much like Billy Joel that one snarky YouTube commenter even guessed it was the piano man himself, performed this week on Season 11’s Group C premiere. As it turns out, this spicy singer was not Billy Joel, but he was a pretty convincing imposter — or impasta, if you will.

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