‘The Voice’ Season 27 Blind Auditions, pt. 2: Bleeding me dry like a goddamn vampire

This show really needs to stop airing twice a year.

The Voice fatigue is real, y’all.

NBC stagehands have barely had a chance to sweep up Sofronio Vasquez’s finale confetti, and already we’re into the second episode of Season 27’s Blind Auditions. New coach Kelsea Ballerini has been trying her hardest, “coming in hot” with all sorts of aggressive sales pitches and gimmicks, and returning coach Adam Levine is basically being Adam Levine. But there were no true standout auditions this Monday, other than maybe Ari Camille, and I could not help thinking that The Voice really needs to start airing only once a year.

Well, at least for the time being, The Voice is only on once a week. So, without further ado, here’s Feb. 10’s recap.