Yo! Bum rush the show! Space Ranger brings the noise to ‘The Masked Singer’
Welcome to the Terrordome, and believe the hype.
What tiiiiiime is it?
Time to see the legend who had me glued to VH1’s “Celebreality” programming grid for the better part of the aughts to return to the reality TV scene, boyeeeeee!
No, I’m not talking about Rock of Love star Bret Michaels — he was already the Banana on The Masked Singer 10 seasons ago, remember? And I don’t mean Tiffany “New York” Pollard, either (although that would be awesome). Nor do I mean Chance the Stallionaire, Frank the Entertainer, Daisy de la Hoya, Hoops, Hottie, Sister Patterson, Frenchie, Rodeo, Deelishis, Lacey Sculls, Thing 1, or even Thing 2.
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